Ambitious Kids Pillows

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"Kids."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

Be A Doctor

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'