Ambitious Grad Pillows

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Teacher and students.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'