Ambient Sound Aficionado Mugs

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

His master's chill-out album

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Older and wiser

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

Natural relaxation in confinement

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"That's the back door."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'I know it was cheaper, but the calliope is not working out as a replacement for the organ'

'Do you know what happened to my new CD? ...the one I played all yesterday and last night.'

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!