Ambidexterity T-Shirts

Ambidextrous Society.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Most valuable element.

Hassled Mother.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Crossing the thin line into show business

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Octopus Parent

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"If this is correct, then everything we thought was a wave is really a particle, and everything we thought was a particle is really a wave."

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

"Dang...another cracked screen. I should probably stop using this wood app."

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

"HI! I'm on the horse."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

Multipurpose car

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

'I'm a doctor, lawyer, and your congressman. Are you a patient, client, or constituent?'

Intersectionality in Climate Justice