Ambidexterity Advocate Gifts

Ambidextrous Society.

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Couple

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Same Sex Wedding

Disparate housewives.

Access Assessments

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

There's Riches in Diversity

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"We pride ourself on diversity."

Newsrooms Are Taking Diversity Seriously: Man or Woman, White or Black, You Can Be Any Kind of Rich Capitalist You Want

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"