Amateur Spy Mugs

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."