Amateur Spy Mugs

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'More government surveillance!'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.