Amateur Magicians Prints

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"