Amateur Fly Catcher Mugs

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.

Grace For Flies

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'How are they biting?'

Fishing without a license.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Blue Upright

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'