Amateur Fly Catcher Mugs

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.

Grace For Flies

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Sorry'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Orchestra

'How long did you try before calling?'

'How are they biting?'

Fishing without a license.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Flight School.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

Blue Upright

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'