Amateur Dog Trainer Prints

"Relax, boy. They wouldn’t have named the technique after us if it didn’t come naturally."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."