Alzheimer's Diagnosis Mugs

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I don't know who you are!"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Surprise Party

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Cancer patients are on the third floor. This is the psych ward. She wouldn't be here unless she was faking it."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

Alzheimer's Disease

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"He's in a comma."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

Kevin began to suspect that his Mother was colourblind.

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

'...You've got no game.'

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!

Old Mother Hubbard gets Alzheimer's.

"Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science."

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

'Mable, the doctor said that Timmy is 'autistic', not artistic.'

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'

'The doctor said I've got to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 5!'