Altruism Advocates Mugs

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I don't leave home without it!"

Alms Bank

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Big Issue...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Marathon costume

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

The bird of peace is caged

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."