Alternatives Adventurer T-Shirts

The early days of tofurkey.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

American style Greek cafe.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Face Painting.

Stephen King

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The First Vegetarians.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Subway Library

Arcarde Patrol

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"The abominable algorithm"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"