Alternative Therapy Appreciator Mugs

'My husband won't be in today. He's undergoing acupuncture.'

Self help acupuncture

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Punk Reindeer

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

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Alternative Medicine.

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

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"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Aethel the Analyzed.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Therapy and medications are not the only options for your obsessive behavior.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

Acupuncture darts.

Free neck massages.

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."