Alternative Style Lovers Prints

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

Worm Punks

Hipsters knit their beards.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Emo

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Punk Entomologists.

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"Very Republican. I love it."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'