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Alternative Performer Prints
Decorate their performance space or studio with prints that highlight the bold, unconventional vibe of alternative performers. Eye-catching, unique designs that inspire and entertain.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Extreme miming"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
Cow Show Tunes
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
George Michael
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Jazz is Invented
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Alternative Performer Prints Collection
Alternative Performer Mugs
Discover more creative mugs perfect for alternative performers—witty, vibrant, and designed to make every sip special.
Alternative Performer Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that celebrate their unique style—fun, artistic, and full of personality.
Alternative Performer T-Shirts
Find trendy t-shirts that match the rebellious spirit of alternative performers—perfect for stage, studio, or everyday wear.