Alternative Music Enthusiast Prints

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'