Alternative Medicine Debater Pillows

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Hot Pie Therapy

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

New Age Store.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Alternative Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."