Alternative Medicine Buff Prints

Wordplay: Hypnotherapy - 'You are going to get better.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The New Age Dentist.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

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