Alternative Media Explorer Prints

"I'd love to spend more time perusing the alternative media, but then I'd miss out on all those important celebrity stories."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Theorbo

Hot Pie Therapy

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Musical genres

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Cyber Dream

Books vs mobile phones

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

Snake with headphones.

Danger Noodle tho bored

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Bubbies and technology

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.