Alternative Media Explorer Prints

"I'd love to spend more time perusing the alternative media, but then I'd miss out on all those important celebrity stories."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Musical genres

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Books vs mobile phones

Cyber Dream

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

Snake with headphones.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.