Alternative Living Prints

crusties crouched on floor, "We've been squatting here for some time now"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Dennis greets another day from his basement apartment.

Family living in an allevator

Family living in a freight train.

Rat Race Dropout

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

At the market

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Eco Princess

The Mainstream

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."