Alternative History Explorer Prints

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"...it's another metal detector."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Peace in shackles.

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Tess of the Dirigibles

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Leftie Trump

Robot Attack in Bath

Rudyard Kipling

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"You must stop digging up the past."

Cycles of evolution and destruction