Alternative Fuel Fan Mugs

Give us today our daily bread!

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Underwater on the Car

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Swamp gas

Fetching some fuel.

Smart Arse Meter

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

Prison Ships

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Car on bike.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Please don't run out of gas...