Alternative Fashion Enthusiast Mugs

Bad dog.

Demure lady with gloves

The Elliot Ness monster.

Hats and Food

Punk Reindeer

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

REPENT! Get back to nature

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Punkins

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Tough Teddies

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Chippunks

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'