Alternative Belief Explorer Mugs

Venus Fly Trap

Self help acupuncture

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'