Alternative Art Supplies Fun-seeker Prints

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Giant Monster in Bath

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Veloci-Rapper

The Sculptor

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Family Butcher.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Potatoes.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Clowns

Cat and Mouse

Devil selling angel wings.

Standing on sheets of paper.

Convent's laundry.

'This will sting for just a minute.'

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

"Can I return this? The strings keep breaking."

"I need 7 billion leaflets saying 'Surrender Earthlings'!"