Alpine Melodist Prints

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

Skiing

Snowboarding downhill.

Cockerel sings the blues...

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Slalom

Musical Bicycle.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Alpine Pipe

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Ski-ers.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Lady Anglea

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Stairway to Knee Surgery

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"Oh thank God!"

"Try our Austrian wines."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

The Swiss Army Mammoth

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

Violinist on skis

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'