Alphabetical Adventurers Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Alphabet soup

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

Rapid reading center.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"I'm not dumb, Dad. I'm alphabetically challenged."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"It's a note from the teacher...an example of what can happen when the alphabet falls into the wrong hands."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Block block.

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."