Alphabet Song Fans Pillows

"C is for carcass, that's good enough for me."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Gustav Holst

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."