Alpha Pack Leader Prints

Bossy Little Dog

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Gym Dog

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Triple whammy."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Employee performance review software.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Top Dog

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

"Look boss! One of the staff greets you as you suggested in your "be friends with your colleagues" memo!"

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"So...anyone not sure they can cope with this?"