Alma Mater Loyalist Mugs

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Voter impatience.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Ball and Chain

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."