Alliteration Admirers Prints

Production person phires Peter Piper phor puny peck o' pickled peppers!

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Forbidden Vegetable

Alphabetical Disorder

Witch's spell check.

"Nemesisyphus"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Peacekeeping?

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Chicken comedians.

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'