Alley Enthusiast Prints

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Basketball.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Bowling ball head.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"I totally meant to do that."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Fishing without a license.

"So that's Ireland."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."