Alley Enthusiast Prints

'I'm toast.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Unconditional Loveseat

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Basketball.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Bowling ball head.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Peace on Earth

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"I'd like to make a return."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"I totally meant to do that."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"So that's Ireland."

Fishing without a license.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."