Allergist T-Shirts

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Are you allergic to anything? I mean, aside from whatever it was that bit you?"

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

Summertime & the Living is Wheezy: Allergy Clinic

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Dr. Frobisher's office-gesundheit.'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

"Don't take time to smell the flowers anymore. The tests show you're allergic to them."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

An allergist sneezing

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

..You may have an allergic reaction...

"Garden variety allergies."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Allergy Clinic. Stop and Smell the Roses.

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'