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Imran Khan

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Abacus.

"Here's the weak point."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Napoleon marches off alone

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Sailor and mine

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

George Clooney.

BE.. All that you can BE...

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Alastair Cook

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Cricket

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"I just want a plain old giant kettle of boiling oil! No foam design, no cup sleeve, no cup carrier, no lid! Got it?"

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."