All-rounder Admirer Mugs

Keith Miller

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"What old school? This is my life."

Raheem Sterling

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Rugby Mad.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

Rugby golden oldies.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Jimmy Hill

Nadal's bottles

David Beckham

"Don't forget bib number!"

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

Marcus Rashford

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

Oxford tour guides

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Tour de France champ François Faber

Maria Sharapova.

The Pole Jumper.

Franz Oppenheimer

Antoine Dupont

Kyle Sinckler

Tommy Docherty.

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

'OK... But can he play defense?'

"I'm not cut out for this job."