All-inclusive Vacationer Mugs

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Call Your Office

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."