Alien Worlds Pillows

'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."