Alien Sympathizer Mugs

'Flamin' tourists...'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"Bloody satellites..!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

"I'm the bad guy..."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.