Alien Spotting Prints

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Boy pilot.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Airliner

Two airplanes

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"My brain got hacked!"

"She's all yours."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

For Sale: Red Arrow

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."