Alien Spotting Prints

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Boy pilot.

Two airplanes

Airliner

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"She's all yours."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Mile High Club

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'I told her not to follow me!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

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'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

That looks like a golf ball.