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Aliens use beer as bait.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

You have the high beams on again, Bob.

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

Alien Reflection

U order N Uber?

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."