Alien Adventurers Prints

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

High-gravity baseball

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"