Alien Adventurers Prints

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."