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Cheshire Hayseed!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Snowman Driver

'Do you come here often?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

A man works in a snow globe.

Snowman buying sun tan oil

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

There was something fishy about this jump,

Cakeless.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Beware of chesire dog.