Ale Aficionado Mugs

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'It's important to keep up English traditions.' - 'I agree. The morris dancing is fun too.'

Join me in a beer?

"Bloody hell! If I get another metered water bill like this, I'll have to start selling concentrated ale."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I came to the pub to forget.' 'Now I can't remember what that was.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Isolation or Individuality

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

'When he gets you half of mild you'll know the honeymoon is over.'

Beer Club for Men.

'Two halfs of MILD MANNERED, then we'll wreck the joint.'

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

"Which do you recommend?"

Beer Belly

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

Beer Stall

Submarine and beer

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This bartender really pours a lousy head."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Malty tasking.'

Wish You Were Beer

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

Beer Recycling Centre

Happy thoughts

'Do you spend all your time here?' 'No, I sometimes go to the Crown.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'