Alcoholism Awareness Advocate Prints

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

Drinking Conversion Chart

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

Alex Higgins

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'