Alcohol Joke Appreciators Prints

'What do we do now? He was our designated driver?'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"He was a sea rescue."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"They're so like us."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Divine Desk Bins

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."