Alcohol Joke Appreciators Prints

'What do we do now? He was our designated driver?'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

What's an Imax cave?

"He was a sea rescue."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Sheep In Curlers

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Opening the Barrel

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Feline Evolution.