Alcohol Connoisseurs Prints

Clancy: Light Drinker

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Redhead

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"What'll ya have?"