Alcohol Connoisseurs Prints

Clancy: Light Drinker

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Redhead

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"What'll ya have?"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Malty tasking.'