"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."
Alarm Clock Saboteur Gifts
Great for those who love a laugh in the morning, our alarm clock saboteur collection features playful designs that celebrate mischievous wake-up moments. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a fun print, these items are perfect for anyone with a creative streak and a sense of humor about the alarm clock battles.
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
Alarmistclock
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
The Cat's Alarm Clock
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
How to Rise with the Sun
Big Ben
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS
Alarm
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'
"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
Cactus Alarm.
"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."
Whack Your Alarm Clock
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.
"It's Monday."
Alarm Clock Saboteur Gifts Collection
Alarm Clock Saboteur Mugs
Looking for more humorous alarm clock sabotage ideas? Check out our collection of mugs that bring smiles and laughter every morning.
Alarm Clock Saboteur Pillows
Add a humorous touch to your home decor with pillows inspired by alarm clock mischief.
Alarm Clock Saboteur Prints
Browse our amusing prints celebrating morning rebellion—perfect for adding personality to your space.
Alarm Clock Saboteur T-Shirts
Explore our funny t-shirts featuring alarm clock antics—perfect for those who love to start their day with a joke.