Alarm Clock Aversionist Mugs

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Alarmistclock

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

How time can get away from you.

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

"I can't sleep in anymore."

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

The early bird goes back to sleep.