
'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'
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'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
Big Ben
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
Alarm clock.
'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
Health and safety nightmare.
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'
Whack Your Alarm Clock
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
"It's Monday."
Burglar Alarm
"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."
Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.
'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'
Wicked E number in an ingredients
'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'
Early Bird
'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'
I'm self employed being self employed
"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."
The early bird goes back to sleep.
' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'
"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"
'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'
'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'
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