Aisle Blocker In Training Mugs

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Children's Imagination

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

Hoodie

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Menace.

"Goal!"

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'Do it again.'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"My parents have started spelling words around me, but they don't spell them right!"